Travel Advisory

[technosapien]

Public Service Announcement:

If you intend to fly on an airplane, no matter how short the flight is...

PLEASE TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER FIRST.

Thank you.

Comments

[oginao]

I'd never been on a real Airplane before and I gotta tell ya it was really great. Except for the fact that I had to hit between two large Albanian women who have excruciatingly sever body oder.. and the little kid behind me kept throwing up the whole time... the flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts, and the movie was Biodome with Paully Shore...and oh yea tow of the engines blew out and we went into a tale spin and the plane exploded in a giant fire ball and everybody died! except for me...You know why? Cause I had my try table up...and my seat-back in the full upright position..