Some woman wants me to sketch her wedding portrait. I don't really want to, but she's paying me to do it, and she's offering to pay for any supplies I need to do it so of course I'm doing it. (Heh, I need a job.) The only problem is, I don't know or remember the names of anything, so basically my list of needed supplies looks like this ( Read more... )

Blah.

My computer died last night.

Just like...flat out died.

The room smelled weird for a while.

My computer made this weird grinding noise, and then it just like...

Died.

Croaked.

Bit the dust.

Finally! Now my mom will buy us a new one ( Read more... )

Eeehehe...I just need someplace to put this. If you read it all, you are truly something else. I think all I really garnered from this mindless word play is that my friend has a larger vocabulary than I.

( Behold: The Many Wonders of Vulva. )

Eep. I apologize to Little Miss Nancy...publicly. :x Damn it, everything's making me crazy lately. I need to sit back and think for a bit and get some oxygen in my brain. Yep.

Anyway.

My new ( playlist )

Oh yay! I (hopefully) get new pics tomorrow, so you'll all get to see what a greasy slut I look like! I BET YOU'RE PRANCING

(less lame entry(-ies...?) to come soon)

I bombed my math test. I suck.

In other news, I give up on partaking in debates. I always get my ass kicked in them anyway.

I wrote an essay about feces. Everyone was being serious. So I was like "Stuff this. I'm writing about poop." What a way to stand out from the crowd. IM SO ORIGINAL!!!!!!!!111111

KTHXBYE now.

I had a spelling and vocab test today. I aced it. I rule.

I'm about to go out driving for the first time in my life. Wish me luck (and small furry animals).

NicoleTheStrange: oh, my god, that is the best picture ever!
NicoleTheStrange: monkey markers
NicoleTheStrange: !!!
Tr Entha Shai R: :-D
NicoleTheStrange:
Tr Entha Shai R:
NicoleTheStrange: hehe
NicoleTheStrange: that is fuckin' great!
Tr Entha Shai R: I know XD
NicoleTheStrange: he's just so cool!
Tr Entha Shai R: It's my pride and joy
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If you see spandex_wombat online, talk to her about spiffy things. Make her laugh. Do it...because I said so. o_o Hwah ( Read more... )