Once upon a time, there lived a goat. A giant, angry blueberry flew down from the skies, marched up to the goat and swallowed it whole. Then, a tapdancing kiwi went up to the blueberry, kicked it in the shin, and proceeded to feed its offspring with it. The kiwis grew very strong and very large, and as soon as they reached dinosaur size, they
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