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Most heinous of days my friends.

Whoa! Fear not my most awesome of LJ buds, I, Ted Theadore Logan, am among the living. My most excellent friend and partner in crime Bill S. Preston esquire, is also among the living. Well I'll fill you dudes in with the deets later, We have to go catch up with some most bodacious princesses at the circle K. Party on dudes and dudettes!

DUDES! totally...long time no see! I totallllly fell into a worm hole and ended up a kid in king arthurs court. It was most excellent. I had a dream I was dating Bea Arthur..but then i woke up and Bill's grandma was totally next to me...most heinous.

love,
Ted

aahgh dudes, the circle K clerks are no help at all...i needed help on this report that I'm working on with my most distinguished colleague, Bill S. Preston, so i asked haji dude "Excuse me? When did the Mongols rule China?", and he yelled "I don't know . . . I just work here!"...then he yelled at me to buy something or like totally get out...whoa ( Read more... )

GREETINGS, MY EXCELLENT FRIENDS! this is a most outstanding occasion, a livejournal worthy of kings. dude bill...your mom is a total babe. Oh man i think that weird old pervert dude "rufus" that was hasseling us outside the circle k followed me home...so i better make this short.

LATER DUDES!!1