Okay, some of these came out with creepily good answers ( Read more... )

Friend of mine sent this to me, and I thought many of you would be able to appreciate it. 'Snot super-hilarious, or anything, but it made me smile.

( Nine Reasons to be a Supervillain )

So I happened to be out having dinner, when I remembered that we needed milk for tomorrow, so I searched for the small convenience store that I knew was in the area but had never before visited. I didn't want to go to the market, you see, because it's a longish walk and it was getting late. So I poke around a little, but to no avail. Now, the ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqtt-b0cmBI

Spore's still a long way off, but this may tide some of you over until then ( Read more... )

Know what's wierd? Those big cherry picker (or whatever you call those big baskets on mechanical arms meant to be used to operate on stuff up high) right outside your window. You look out and it's like, "Wow, there's a guy right there. I'm on the second story, but there is nonetheless a guy right outside my window ( Read more... )

We're now officially in "the future."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd99gyE4jCk&mode=related&search=

Alright, so I had some computer problems for awhile, but they're gone and so I can get online again. Yay me ( Read more... )

So there's this really old hypothetical rich guy, and he wants to be immortalized, so at the time of death he has some genetic material extracted and two clones made from his genes. The two clones grow up together and then one day, for some inconsequential reason, they feel attracted to each other and have sex. Is it ( Read more... )

You know what I find sickening and perverse? Kids who pretend to be vampires. Not for the reasons most people do, but because I find the whole concept of actually trying to help along the undead counterproductive to humanity as a whole. The undead have to be stopped, and these people are not fucking helping ( Read more... )