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teddyaltman

100 Things Teddy Altman Is Not Allowed To Do

Jun 22, 2006 20:55

((OOC: Okay, not technically game-verse, but it struck me as a good place to put it))

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magus_69 June 23 2006, 04:45:55 UTC

101. Not allowed to spike Tommy's drink with sugar in hopes of getting him grounded (due to sugar-induced insanity and the resulting chaos).

102. Not allowed to encourage Vision to sell Mr. Stark's possessions on E-Bay.

103a. Not allowed to "accidentally" lock Jarvis and Aunt May in a closet.
103b. Especially not Spider-Man's closet.

teddyaltman June 23 2006, 04:53:13 UTC

*dies laughing, especially at the 103's*

*goes to add them in*

ramen_addict June 23 2006, 04:55:47 UTC

>O The excerpt cut off just as I was learning about the damselfly's penis! No fair!

BTW, Teddy is very much not allowed to pretend to be any of his teammates for the sake of setting them up, either.

teddyaltman June 23 2006, 05:00:27 UTC

Aww, I'm sorry! Perhaps the library? I found a copy last week when I was paging (is that the proper verb for that?)

Heh. I'll go add that in!

lux_apollo June 23 2006, 05:09:49 UTC

*smirks, after recovering from laughter*

teddyaltman June 23 2006, 05:12:39 UTC

*grin* Glad that you enjoyed it!

the_bumper_car June 23 2006, 10:44:09 UTC

105. Not allowed to take advantage of Billy and Tommy's sockpuppet-phobia.
106. Even if I apologize with hot sex afterwards.
107. Not allowed to stare at Jessica Drew's boobies, since they just might scare me straight.
108. Not allowed to spoil Luke and Jessica's baby.
109. Not allowed to suggest to Billy to make me a baby.
110. Especially if the plan involves the words "Skrull Burger" or "Mephisto Puppets".
111. Not allowed to sleepover at the X-Mansion anymore.
112. Not even if I promise not to organize kinky Danger Room sessions.
113. Not allowed to make Anne Heche jokes around my sister's girlfriend.
114. Especially since she might get pissed off and turn me into Ellen Degeneres again.
115. Actually, making jokes around Moondragon is a bad idea, period.

teddyaltman June 23 2006, 16:56:15 UTC

*sporfles gleefully* *goes to add*

stranj100 June 23 2006, 11:23:33 UTC

116. Not allowed to pretend to go through pon farr, because niether the Skrull or Kree do.
116a. Not allowed to ask Mr. Fantastic for confrimation.

access_identity June 23 2006, 16:08:05 UTC

Now you remind me that Mr Fantastic's arms can look like... ahem, tentacles.

access_identity June 23 2006, 16:41:45 UTC

wait, that's #126!

126. Not allowed to look at Mr Fantastic's elongated arms and think of them as tentacles. No they're not. No they're not. Spidey's new armour ARE tentacles though. Oh no they're not.

teddyaltman June 23 2006, 23:34:56 UTC

added! ^_^