Go to this link RIGHT NOW:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1458909704

This is the greatest idea for a film anybody has ever thought of.

I know I did!

The main thing that bothers me about this video is Jim Belushi's outfit. I cannot stop thinking about the poor, troubled soul who is the costume designer for this show. He/She has probably put a good 20 years of his life into the industry, working his way up, and the big payoff is getting paid to pick out ugly flannel shirts with mismatching ties ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUuuBe4Glmk

Most of my doubts about this project have been assuaged.

Apparently, the film Milk Money is an American Movie Classic. Who knew?

Sometimes, you just dig too deep: whatever.

I realized that I need to do something with my piano. Neither my parents, nor my brother really have any space for me to store it, so I think I'm just going to sell it. I bought it for a hundred and fifty bucks, so it's not that big of a loss. Anyway, I made a craigslist.org post, advertising it for $100. The purchaser needs to have it moved, or ( Read more... )

So, the evening really began with Project Runway, as any Wednesday evening should. Jenna and Shane and Jenn and I ate it up, as usual, and decided to drink to a number of different rules:

1. drink every time that Tim Gunn says "carry on" or "make it work"
2. drink every time that somebody says something bitchy, or uses the word "fabulous!"
3. drink every ( Read more... )

Wanna know why I fucking love The Price Is Right? Because it's full of really really happy old people, and really happy old people make me really fucking happy for life. I don't care that the show fetishizes consuming habits, or that it's a wee bit sexist. I don't. You know what I do care about? Seventy-year-old women jumping up and down in a ( Read more... )

with a line of swimwear. Check it out.