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[tedfuckingtonks]

I heard that the career meetings were this week at Hogwarts. Can't forget the one I had at the end of my seventh year. It just warms the cockles of my fucking heart. I'll prolly never forget it since I have now determined it was the day that this metaphorical arse fucking life's been giving me officially started. So, thank you so very much

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[mister_bones]

Whenever I think of what an arsehole Todd was, I remember when I was six and he was I don't know how old and he made me drink our father's whiskey and my father beat the daylights out of him. It was magical, Ted! MAGICAL!

[tedfuckingtonks]

Ah! Stories about Todd getting the shite beat out of him warms my bitter, little heart. But I got to wonder, what is that shitehead doing these days?

[mister_bones]

He's working for a wizarding publishing company in Wales, I think. He lost his other job after the incident with the otter, though they dropped the charges before Christmas. The neighbours also dropped their petition against his family to get them to move out of that shite little village they live in.

[tedfuckingtonks]

An otter? Only Todd makes that sort of shite possible. I don't even want to know cos I know I prolly be stuck with mental image I don't fucking want. But I got to know how many kids he has. Hopefully just one?