Johnny: ILL INSTALL MY PROCESSOR IN YOUR MOTHERBOARD ( Read more... )

Johnny: might not work for IE either
Teenage x Meat: Im on firefox
Johnny: omg
Johnny: thats so fucking hot

xo is for Lovers: ROFL
xo is for Lovers: OMG
xo is for Lovers: ROFL
xo is for Lovers: LMAO
xo is for Lovers: ARR
xo is for Lovers: OHH
xo is for Lovers: EFF
xo is for Lovers: ELL

Yes. Shirley was amused. which in turn amused me. I love you, Shirl <3

Teenage x Meat (1:19:06 AM): Im not the brightest crayon in the box..
Johnny (1:19:21 AM): but definitely the prettiest color

if he keeps going on like that Im going to marry him >:/

(Hindsight update from October 5th, 2005: I should've kept on that mindset.)

dirty heroin x: ::dies:: ;[
Teenage x Meat: dont diiie
dirty heroin x: ::eats a donut before dying:: ;[ ::le sigh::
Teenage x Meat: ::grabs the donut::
Teenage x Meat: NO DONUT
Teenage x Meat: if I cant have one, you cant have one
dirty heroin x: ;o I
Teenage x Meat: T_T

if I have to suffer, Shirley has to suffer. I love you Shirley :D

Becky: I TOTALLY FUCKING LOST MY VIRGINITY TO DITECH! WHEEEEEEEOO!

theme song to a movie about midget vampires:

Three feet tall! Two inch fangs!
(Three feet tall.)
Three feet tall! Two inch fangs!
(Two inch fangs.)

i am antipathy: omg, we have the worst hippies here
i am antipathy: they dont bathe
i am antipathy: ugh... they come to local shows here, and theyre always zoning out
i am antipathy: then they do that stupid swaying movement like theyre a fucking plant
i am antipathy: ... and they do it to punk rock/ska

Oh. my. God.

I laughed. I cried..

I've come to the conclusion that my head is very large.

Nothing you say will fix this.

TeenaGe x MeaT: I feel pretty
It is ATTACKING: You always were so pretty to me

If there is one person you can't stop thinking about, post this same exact sentence in your journal.