I accidentally shaved the palm of my hand: blood glistening on the bus ( Read more... )

I had steak tartare.

I live in a different world from you!!!!!!

I didn't pay for my one hundred dollar meal.

Lobster gnocchi and rare steak, patate frite, 3 Caesar's and two 100.00 bottles of wine. Oh yeah and I only paid for 2 out of 4 pints. Suck my dick bitches!!!

HERE IS THE STORY, my loved ones ( Read more... )

Brb, escaping. See you all tomorrow.

Well what the fuck I guess all men are liars I mean I was just grinding in some dude's bed "Sorry I have a girlfriend I don't feel right having sex" I mean I KNOW I didn't even want to fuck you I guess the attention just felt nice. So whatever, I gave you literally thirty-two reasons to date me but you pussied out and you're going to take what you ( Read more... )

My cupboards have stigmata, my dear, and you've been out long past your bedtime ( Read more... )

Every time I drink I'm feeling these aluminum wires pulling at my muscles, spreading all these tingles from my head down through my legs.

BOY

DOESN'T MAY MAKE ME ITCHY!

It's just like how every girl at some point in her life has written out: "Don't make someone in your life a priority when you're only an option in theirs," and we're so deep and we're so insightful, and this time we won't change ourselves for a guy. We're liars, we're all lying! I'm addicted to being someone's bitch and so are you. I mean it's the ( Read more... )

I ate a muffin in bed. BAD IDEA.

Three day weekend yeahhhhh.

I did nothing tonight but lie awkwardly in muffin crumbs and watch South Park. Ooooooooh.

FIN.