in plain english.

the ass is the ass.
the ass will always be the ass.

you cant spell sassafrass without saxifrage.
and theres no point in getting drunk without your favorite hippopotami and or octopedes.

i've now had two hot coffees in the past week. i wear sweaters almost everyday. i ride my bike less and less.
im going apple picking THIS month. im wondering what to be for halloween. and i like the thought of a girlfriend. i'd say fall is here.

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ya think if you ate a ton of different colored jello shots and puked them out, the colors would swirl into a nasty brown jello when they came up, or would it be a beautiful vomit rainbow? well that was the question last night but unfortunately nobody puked.

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you know we're never gonna survive, unless, we get a little craaazzaaayyy.

do do do dodo.

<3 seal <3

cock

Many animals are taken over or eaten by robots, they are consumed as light snacks. Robots learn to reproduce with their gigantic huge and delicous metal dicks. They become horny 24/7.

One wonders exactly who first discovered the metal dicks. Or how. Or WHY. Some people need a new hobby.


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its just about 6. the roof tops are glistening from last nights rain. the sky + all the buildings faces are reflecting orange, and theres not a cloud in the sky. this is probably the best sunrise i've seen in the past 16 days. i may not go to bed. if anyone wants to go on an early morning walk, i'll be up

THE DIET OF THE FUTURE


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so earlier today i cut my finger and accidentally bled on my cigarette, but decided to smoke it anyway. id have to say it was delicious and i definitely plan on bleeding on more cigarettes in the future