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[teenjesus]

so i talked to lazarus and he said i can leave early tonight so i can go to that party judas told me about. rock!!! also, last night ashley worked the same shift as me, but i chickened out and didn't ask about mary magdelene. i've vowed to bring her up if ashley's working tonight. cuz, you see, then ashley will be all "oh, hey, jesus was asking

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[_navi]

I always wondered about the "missing" years of your life. I mean they weren't published. I'm so glad now that thanks to the internet we can know what's going on.

So, like, do you have issues when people choose to follow other religions? Just curious.

But yeah, just ask about Mary Magdalene, or say, "Hey, next time you see Mary Magdalene, tell her I said hi!" It's good to not be the dork saying "ooooh you're so hot *drool*" Though girls do like to hear they're pretty from time to time.

[teenjesus]

good advice about mary, if it weren't for that guy all over her at the party. maybe they were just friends.

i don't mind what people believe in. i'm not really into that whole religious trip, actually. it is cool if people are, though.

What's up?

[anonymous]

Hi Jesus. I think I saw you and your friends at the beach the other day. Was your hair in a ponytail? I thought I recognized you from catechism class. Anyway, I wanted to say "hi" then, but I didn't want to be all "stalker girl," so I didn't say anything. My friends and I were talking about how cute you guys were.

Anyway, that's it. Oh, and you're totally right about Shrek 2.

Melanie

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[teenjesus]

hi melanie! yeah, isn't shrek 2 hilarious. i need to see it again (for free! work bonus!!!) before it goes to the cheapskate theater.

i don't know if that was me. i cut my ponytail off last year (peter kept calling it 'goshe' (sp?)). my hair's kinda messy right now.

??

[kat77]

Did you ask about MM?? How did it go?

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[teenjesus]

don't ask! i ran into her at the party and i was such a loser.

[loolica]

dude, you seem way cool. we totally have the same taste in music. i hope you guys find a drummer because i think your band is going to rock.

just be yourself with mm, man. guys are always trying to impress hot chicks, it gets tired, believe me.

i friended you, ok?

[teenjesus]

hey, thank you for friending me. i want to get some mp3's of our songs when we find a drummer. after school me and peter want to get a place where we can jam and live in, like an old house or something (then i won't have to deal with mr. holy of holies always breathing down my neck, thankyouverymuch).

i think mary magdelene is into college guys.

[pixink]

Hi J., I added you to my friends list. You seem way cooler than the bible ever made you out to be. Btw, do you think you could ask your dad like, if Bush wins the election, will it be OK?
Thanks.

[teenjesus]

heh. the bible's kinda hilarious sometimes. it misses whole sections of stuff (i can't give spoilers, but trust me, some cool shit happens that you never read about).

and "revelations"? i have no idea what that is about. the iron maiden song about it is cool tho.

i don't follow current events a lot, but my dad is always on about how we are non-partisan and blah blah blah. he's so preachy about things.