Always figure out where your glasses are before you take your contacts off.
Also, be sure take care of the above before you get undressed.

"Hey, where the hell are my glasses?" "Where the hell are your clothes?"

just checking for stupid Twitters.

Hows your summer? Me and summer are pretty good friends right now.

Hey Rana:

Did you see the Time Out New York this week? I wanted to hear your thoughts:

Race in New York

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http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/app#

Aaaaaaaaaah... finally, one of those personal databasing things Id actually use.

http://rojaks.blogspot.com/search?q=hello+kitty

Im really sad Kurt Vonnegut is dead.

( my valentine postbox )

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And turned the ringer off for her number on my cellphone while Im at work.

"Message received, 10:12 am today:

"hey, how much are red potatoes usually? Because Im driving by the supermarket and they are 79 cents a pound. Call me back."