Best Limerick Ever

Apr 22, 2005 02:45

There once was a man from Hong Kong
Who thought limericks were too long

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proton_queen April 22 2005, 05:07:43 UTC
Oh christ... =P

-S

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nerdy_thor April 22 2005, 15:00:40 UTC
Limerick back soon
Haiku is my main disease
Sad Flowers Bloom Dead

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POETRY-OFF! YOU GOT SERVED! teethcollector April 22 2005, 15:22:47 UTC
There once was a guy named Sean Hansen
Who wanted to take Jasmine out dancin'
He hoped his moves would woo her
Because he'd love to do her
But she was not in the mood for romancin'

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Re: POETRY-OFF! YOU GOT SERVED! nerdy_thor April 22 2005, 17:01:16 UTC

Shawn you made me sad
Jasmine is like glad flower
she'll bloom for me soon

I will do her soon
tap that ass hard, with rubber
My Disease not shared

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IT'S ON-- GHAZAL STYLE! teethcollector April 22 2005, 17:30:19 UTC
Genital warts stand as a silent testament
And loneliness stands as a silent testament
A condom is no protection at all for you
With HPV lurking as a new hidden testament
Jasmine will put her hand on you and turn away
Her silent hint a softly crushing testament
Race mixing in Indiana, unapproved by hicks
Hung not in the crotch but the neck; KKK a noisy testament
I wish you well in your luck, my friend
My approval a smiling silent testament

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skypilots witnessed teeth ganking anonymous March 15 2010, 14:04:32 UTC
joe' s mom & dad said yes and that your mom & dad said to tell you that they forgive you .. that your are right. some time saying good bye does give you a second chance. only problem is while you are trying to convince the bimbo s of that. you almost lost your second chance because while you were trying to paint those teeth silver one fell out of your wasteband where you put it and it fell on floor in front of 2 people. now there are at least 3 witnesses & so far more coming forward and that rusty pipe was just a was several different types of Rusty.. one being a nail stepped on & causing blood poisoning another is an alcoholic drink that was a favorite of the so called drunk driver. while you have been talking to SHAWN about paris... and making fun of the "drunks"... the woman stumbling & taking wrong turns as you call it.... is doing the digital buggaloo because someone misinterpreted smoke signals that were g sent,. someone that thought this lady was drunk.. thought she was wanting to smoke a peace pipe because he had CALLED ( ... )

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