Comments | teethcollector: The Straw is Piling Up on the Camel

teethcollector

The Straw is Piling Up on the Camel

May 12, 2005 03:33

This evening, I was shopping with my girlfriend and her sister. On the way out, I noticed those stupid cheap toy dispensers, and put a quarter in two of them-a shoddy ring dispenser and a cross necklace one. I turned the ring one first, and out popped a piece of crap tin ring with purple dye. Then I turned the crank for the cross necklace. Do ( Read more... )

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proton_queen May 12 2005, 13:26:45 UTC

Ugh, I totally know what you're going through. My parents are such cunt rags.

Peace out!

Luv

Stef

teethcollector May 13 2005, 10:54:13 UTC

No kidding grrl, why can't they realize that we're far smarter and better than they ever were?

TTYL

--Sha

nerdy_thor May 12 2005, 21:56:18 UTC

I'm making MY favorite drink to steal from my parents(sadly this is true rather than parody). It's a "Rum and Tequila".

I'm happy that paris died. She's a whore who was involved in one of the worst remakes of a price movie,ever.

Wait... she didn't really die?

-Sean.

teethcollector May 13 2005, 10:52:21 UTC

You're right!

nerdy_thor May 13 2005, 18:46:46 UTC

FUCK!

-Sean.

proton_queen May 12 2005, 22:47:24 UTC

Vagina Peel

-S

teethcollector May 13 2005, 10:51:39 UTC

GIANT SWORD!!

came_crashing May 13 2005, 09:25:00 UTC

monica is back in town? We all need to hang out. Seriously, I miss you guys!

teethcollector May 13 2005, 10:51:09 UTC

She is indeed back in town! Hanging out is a top-notch idea. Give her a call!

ferret1337 May 13 2005, 09:54:18 UTC

Shawn Yablonski????

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teethcollector May 13 2005, 10:49:30 UTC

Oh God, you don't know how hard my pee-pee got from that comparison. I wish.

It just started with me saying to Monica and Erica, "I can't believe I didn't get a cheap cross! ...I'm going to truly become a citizen of the internet and... and complain about it on my Livejournal!” It evolved into a typical immature rant about stupid things, while trying to maintain an air of pseudo-maturity.

There really was a cross-free container and a rent-a-cop, and a woman and a kid who said the word "Paris" every six minutes at the movies; my attitude and feelings on the matter were slightly exaggerated for the purposes of this post, though. =D And the "my parents don't understand me" paragraph is a complete fabrication.

Of course, now I’m probably on some sort of government list for this post. “This person is a dangerous and deranged individual.”

nerdy_thor May 13 2005, 21:22:56 UTC

I have proof the government has a file on me. When I get done with my flash-site design you can see what they have to say.

-Sean.

teethcollector June 3 2005, 18:36:32 UTC

I have proof that you're a douchebag.

-Sarah McAbee, using Shawn-Paul's LiveJournal to use words and sentiments he doesn't even like.

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