AND THE FUCKING HORSE YOU RODE IN ONteethcollectorJune 15 2005, 00:13:58 UTC
STOP DROPPING YOUR FAGGOT-ASS ARTSY MOVIE SHIT THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I'M A STRAIGHT WHITE MALE; IF IT ISN'T ABOUT THE ARMY OR TRUCKS, I'M NOT INTERESTED. OR BOOBS. ARMY MEN WITH BOOBS DRIVING A TRUCK! HELLO, WINNER OF THE SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL!
I am fucking angry that we didn't get any pictures of the drunk redneck at Egg Platter who felt the immediate need to sit down at our table and assert that he had a big penis and was most certainly not gay.
Phil-Bob the Redneck: Yeah, I been at a bar. I had to kick some guy's ass. ::acts like he just notices Jeff dressed like a badass bloody bruiser brawler:: Hrrrr... you look like you seen some action tonight yerself, litta' boy.
Jeff: Oh yes, I killed like three people just on the way in here. ::moons everyone::
So I used you for awhile last summer just to relate to a pop song you said you didn't care whatsoever just as long as the whole thing didn't last so long.
OMG. liek whatsoever.
Seriously however,Get a picture of the Mad Scientist's house for me for my scrapbooks in case his house is torn down next time I'm in the neighborhood.
Number one: song posting on my journal is to be discouraged at all times.
Number two: how could anyone tear down the mad scientist's house? He would just release zombie wasps on them or something, or activate some sort of raybeam that transforms the Earth's core into a black hole. Whatever goes down, we're all screwed.
1) Whatever, I'm always masturbating while I'm typing, but you don't see me... drawing ASCII cumstains? Jeez, that witty repartee fell apart quickly.
2) Honestly, I'm surprised that I haven't done so already, but even more honestly... I'm scared to. What if he turns me into a mutant slave or something? ...oh man, I'll do it! This is gonna be AWESOME!
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Phil-Bob the Redneck: Yeah, I been at a bar. I had to kick some guy's ass. ::acts like he just notices Jeff dressed like a badass bloody bruiser brawler:: Hrrrr... you look like you seen some action tonight yerself, litta' boy.
Jeff: Oh yes, I killed like three people just on the way in here. ::moons everyone::
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CAN I ADD YOU???
ha ha...ha....heh..
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SURE, NP. MATH INVOLVING ME IS SIMPLE! SHAWN + X = GOOD TIMES!
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just to relate to a pop song
you said you didn't care whatsoever
just as long as the whole thing didn't last so long.
OMG. liek whatsoever.
Seriously however,Get a picture of the Mad Scientist's house for me for my scrapbooks in case his house is torn down next time I'm in the neighborhood.
-Sean.
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Number one: song posting on my journal is to be discouraged at all times.
Number two: how could anyone tear down the mad scientist's house? He would just release zombie wasps on them or something, or activate some sort of raybeam that transforms the Earth's core into a black hole. Whatever goes down, we're all screwed.
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2: JUST TAKE THE PHOTO PLZ!
-Sean.
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2) Honestly, I'm surprised that I haven't done so already, but even more honestly... I'm scared to. What if he turns me into a mutant slave or something? ...oh man, I'll do it! This is gonna be AWESOME!
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