New from Kellogg's: Strychnine Flakes!

[teethcollector]

I get annoyed with the term "all-natural!" when it's touted as a selling point in food. I just used some spray-on baking grease to make sure my food didn't stick to the pan, and the biggest font on the can was devoted to letting us know that the grease spray was all-natural

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[theory_slut]

"what would you like on your pizza, sir? remember, we use only the freshest, all-natural ingrediants!"

"gimme a medium pie with rattlesnake venom and the matterhorn. and cook it with lightning."

[teethcollector]

You're the funniest and smartest person I've ever met.

[ex_hotlavamo352]

HMPH

[teethcollector]

You don't know enough about Theory Slut to understand why my comment is deliciously humorous.

[_graceisgone_]

Monica's legs are all natural! ha.

[teethcollector]

"Breyer's Ice Cream-- Naturally Good. Now with 20% more Monica's legs!"

[nerdy_thor]

Or when trying to pick up girls. Say you go to a hippy store for your grease. It worked never-y time I tried it.

[teethcollector]

Why Hansen, you do go on so.

[nerdy_thor]

Oh HOW I know!