Open Letter To All Future Molesters
I guess it is funny that I'm apparently attractive to creepy gay foriegn men, but still, you could have gotten that across without the cock grab. I can understand being aggressive in trying to pick people up, even when you're being almost cartoonishly ignored-- whatever. No problem with that. But unless I say "Please put your hand on my penis
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erica also read this as "please put your penis on my hand."
then she said something about a plenis.
anyway, this all makes for a funny story! lemme know if you need to ya know... talk about it.
<3
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"Are.. are you sure?"
"Yes. Now is the time. I'm ready."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"I don't want to come home and read in your livejournal that I did this and you didn't want me to..."
"No no, I'm really ready."
"Are you sure? Cause we can wait on this."
"You gotta be kidding me."
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Shawn: You sick bastard, I told everyone on Livejournal about how you RAPED MY PENIS.
Percy: What?! But you begged me; you were insistant!
Shawn: Was I?! Let's take a look at the true reality, as recorded in my Livejournal, and then take a look at whatever fucko reality you're experiencing.
Item one, from Livejournal, for posterity: But unless I say "Please put your hand on my penis right now", leave me alone. And even then, double check with me, you know?
Item two, from what you actually did to me: I said "Please put your hand on my penis", you argued with me for a while, then you actually had the nerve to touch my no-no zone!
Percy: But that's exactly what you asked--
Shawn: Oh really?! And when exactly did I say 'right now' to you, dear Percy? I was just letting you know that I was ready for you to put your hand on my penis sometime in the future, but because of you, I'll never be ready again. My innocence is gone.
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