Murder at the Wal*Mart

[teffan]

Ok, so, here's the story

Comments

[ladymurmur]

I heard this one years ago, only the store in question was Safeway, not Wal*Mart. The build up to that version included Artie accidentally offing the wrong person, then the intended vic, then a witness - all because he was known for doing things "the safeway". :-) guess a classic never really dies.

[dread_ex]

*Groan*

[lrdfaelan]

You've added a joke to my collection. Aren't you happy?

[teffan]

For that, I think the entire world owes me a debt of gratitude :P