Be Here To Love Me is a new retrospective on the music of Townes Van Zandt ( Read more... )

So, it looks like that Ninja taking up space in my back yard is probably too far gone to be worth fixing. I was looking for something more like this anyway.

Holy shit, I have the best friends in the goddamn world. A buddy of mine found out I've been thinking about buying a bike, and donated most of a 1984 Kawasaki Ninja, provided I can fix it and give her a good home. I'm one step closer to dispensing my own brand of vigalante justice on this uncaring metropolis. Oh yes, there will be justice.
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I really hate those self-scan things at the grocery store. Can I justify not scanning half my purchaces as a form of protest?

It turns out Emil, the slav-boss, is from Bulgaria. I looked confused and said I had always thought he was from New Jersey.

He told me to shut up. Again.

I am tired of having to devote so much of my massive, beautiful brain to remembering exactly who certain minor players in pop culture are. I would like to table a proposal on the subject. We must take a much simpler route to celebrity, and just sort of mash-up certain b, c, and lower list media icons into cultural homunculai. (It may be misspelled ( Read more... )

Yeah, like the title says, the guy that runs this Papa John's I work at is some form of Ethnic. Emil talks big about "his country" but nobody has figured out where he's from. We've narrowed it down to somewhere between Chechnya and Turkey, since he's got olive skin, and an unpronouncable last name that starts with Z and ends in V. Watching him work ( Read more... )

List five songs that you are currently digging ... it doesn't matter what genre they are from, whether they have words, or even if they're any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying right now. Post these instructions, the artist, and the song in your blog along with your five songs. Then tag five other people to see what they're ( Read more... )

This stupid thing was sent around on MySpace. I woke up and found out I'd completed it while I slept. Crazy!
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I don't normally post these, but I'm pretty sure I won this one:

Whether as a punishment or as a reward, the fates have decreed that you will spend eternity having sex with nuns. Better be careful though, they are 'Brides of Christ', and if he catches you at it he'll pull out your pubic hair.

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A girl asked me what I do for a living yesterday, and I told her that I am a Consumables Engineer ( Read more... )