Dionysus says: ok so I go on wednesday to see him in the afternoon ( Read more... )

Dionysus [Vikram] says ( Read more... )

Ok, now I finally have some time, I've gathered my notes and spoke to my comrades in arms, and am thus ready to tell ye a tale for the ages ( Read more... )

Brief rundown of last night before I turn it into a full story ( Read more... )

my bad, god was just teasing me...well if god teases me, i'll tease god!

As I recently once again proved, I am god's favorite child, he really does spoil me.


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The Speedo
Your result? 28% practical. 56% sexy. 66% confident.

We've thrown you through the OkCupid washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?

Impulsive. Confident. Sexy. Your signature underwear is THE SPEEDO.
And hot damn, they look good on the right guy... only they're not really underwear, per se. They're swimwear ( Read more... )

So the girl is bisexual, but doesn't like girls.
She's a sex freak, but shy in bed.
Wants to be as slutty as possible, but is grossed out by anal/oral.
Wants to do me, but wont.
Wants to be promiscuous and a slut, but doesn't want to sleep around.

I don't get it.

Also, I apparently attract gay and/or retarded men. Seriously.

My saturday night kicked all kinds of ass. I got to catch up with an old friend and we had a really great, nice long conversation over a bowl of spinach dip. Then on the ride home, it seemed as if something was dragging under the car. Then the car broke (how convenient) and we were stuck on the side of the road, waiting for the mechanic to come ( Read more... )

I just took an online test. wonder of wonders. Apparently the most appropriate name for my penis is "raider". I hate that name, so I will abstain from using it, and simply call it "motherfucker!" when it gets me in trouble