I'm going to Italy on the 28th. I am so excited. I will spend most of my time in Rome and Vatacan CIty. I will be there for 2 weeks and we do have some other things planned.

Tomorrow is my last day of work and it's a short day. I can barely contain myself.

Working 16 days in a row is not good for anything physical or mental. However, it will be great for my next two paychecks ( Read more... )

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality ( Read more... )

I have a very attractive female coworker. We often get guys who come into the store simply because she is working. She was responding to an e-mail on the computer behind my register while I was ringing up a customer ( Read more... )

While we take a minute to mark the passing of one hateful bigot, let's not forget that there are thousands of others out there who will rush to fill any void left by his short fall to hell.

Take, for example, Don Wildmon and the assclowns at the American Family Association. They're back up to their old tricks again. Actually, it's the same trick ( Read more... )

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So I went to my first strip club last night, and by went to...I mean got dragged to. I had no idea that they got completely naked. I really thought that they kept on their thong/gstring/whatever. I was not prepared for what I saw. On top of me just not being prepared for that; the girls were really horrible. They weren't really into it ( Read more... )

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OMG FINALLY!

The Internal Revenue Service decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to an appointment with the toughest auditor in the office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up with his attorney ( Read more... )

Boys, boys, we can settle this like reasonable and sexy teenagers; Whoever can swallow the most tylenol PM wins.

I laughed about that for at least five minutes. That was hands down the funniest thing I've heard on Family Guy.