A man walks out of his apartment. It is raining. He's got no umbrella. He starts running beneath the awnings, trying to save his suit.
Tryin to dryin to tryin to dry but no good
When he gets to the crowded subway platform; he takes off both of his shoes. He steps right into somebody's fat loogie. And everyone who sees him says "ewwww." Everyone who
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