Proverbs 26:11 ( Read more... )

When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit.

I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

The idiot on this commercial just claimed that her three-year-old daughter knows how to use a computer better than she does. I guess drooling on the keyboard while striking random keys is now tantamount to mastering complex GUI design. Honestly, don't people understand that computers are just God's way of masturbating ( Read more... )

I got the most profound email I have ever seen today. It was as follows ( Read more... )

He waits, stretched out on the steel slab, bound at the wrists and ankles. You take up your implements, surgical grade anecdotes growing dusty behind the thin barrier of trust you so easily swindled out of him. As your colleagues gather around, drunk on the power they have over one hardly even there in spirit, you make the first cut - hardly a deep ( Read more... )

As broken as she was, she managed still to push onward. The stinging of the scorpids and the fire from the sand were nothing compared to what she had already endured. The great questions of humanity’s thresholds were being answered every second as she pulled herself forward with her one good arm across the scarred rock and painted desert ( Read more... )

Cheese grater...or SPONGE RUINER?

You decide!

Lately, things have been following the natural progression from sick to ravaged. Updates are few and far between, and my bouts of sanity have been equally sporadic. For this I shall not apologize; the precious few of you who peruse these rants must know by now that I usually pretend to have far better things to do than to type here. Normally, I ( Read more... )

You are a
Social Liberal
(60% permissive)

and an...
Economic Moderate
(43% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Centrist

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Let me explain something to you fucking peensmiths. Not everything I write is about one singular person. In fact, nothing is. I never mention any names - that's because it's never anyone in particular that I am talking about. When I'm in a pissed off mood, which I often am, I tend towards writing pissed off things. I can tap deeply into my ( Read more... )