Laying like a limp, scared, wounded and whimpering wolf, yellowed eyes darting from dune to dune in search of the reaper - this is how pathetic your life has become. The stylus styles your every movement from flawless endeavors to enchanting holistic tomes, yet what have you learned from it? Nothing is the answer just as nothing is your existence; ( Read more... )

HAPPY PATRIOT'S DAY, EVERYONE ( Read more... )

I do see you, falling and failing into obscurity. I can almost feel that spent rum sweating from your pores like the ectoplasm of your existence. I can hear your future, numbing yourself with alcohol and sex, guzzling your poison straight into your coward’s grave ( Read more... )

Honestly, I must be a monster for finding it so difficult to actually care about what happened to the southern United States. The only reason I have to think about it during the day is the fact that it's making my gas so much more expensive. I care not a whit for the lives that were lost; I have no doubt that they were ended in a manner befitting ( Read more... )

Still heavily playing the WoWz. Still devoting my life to my Tauren Warrior. Still too sick and contagious (apparently) to leave the house. But with gas prices being what they are, why would I want to ( Read more... )

WTS [Hot Penis Of Doom] 1000g! PST IF INTERESTED ( Read more... )

So I just heard from the doctor that my case of mono is more severe than they originally thought. How divine! Now I get to miss two weeks of work and school instead of just one! OH BOY THAT IS SUCH GOOD NEWS ( Read more... )

Actually, it's worse than strep throat.

I have mono.

Isn't that fucking spectacular? It's just my luck to get MONO the first week of school. Now I have to miss a week of work and the first week of furthering my education. BULLSHIT!!!

But is this going to stop me from seeing System? No. No, it is not.

And with a new day comes a new update ( Read more... )

There used to be a time when songs didn't mean anything. Songs like "The Monster Mash" are from that bygone era of juicy meaninglessness. I mean, a song about a dude who creates some kind of freak that begins to dance immediately after drawing its first breath? WHAT THE FUCK, RIGHT?? It even talks about Dracula and the Wolfman! All the monsters ( Read more... )