It is my contention that Fallout and Fallout 2 were/are the best roleplaying games ever created. Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel and Fallout: Tactics were horribly stupid and boring, however. This makes me sad. Fallout 3 should be awesome, if they stick to what made the first two so good ( Read more... )

Have you ever looked at Smacks? The cereal that a frog advertises? Every piece of that god damn cereal looks like a cameltoe. Seriously. It's true. Take a look at the box next time you are at the store and you'll see ( Read more... )

According to the receipt next to my keyboard, I put three dollars and eighty-nine cents on my debit card at Quiktrip #725 on the date of 07-31-2005 ( Read more... )

Anyone else who has X-Box Live, my gamertag is ScolexTheDamned and I would love to play a round of Halo 2 or Conker with you!
LOLZ!!! 4 REEEEALZ!!!1

I'm not the dark center of the universe like you thought.

It took a lot of work to be the ass that I am, and now I'm real damn sure that anyone can equally easily fuck you over.

the Cutting Edge
(65% dark, 56% spontaneous, 38% vulgar) your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's ( Read more... )

I've been trying to think lately of superpowers that have never been used before. Fire, ice, flight, invisibility, amazing mental prowess, super-strength - all so overdone. So far, I've been able to come up with two superheroes that are unique, as far as I know ( Read more... )

Guess who sent me an email today ( Read more... )

Sorry. That picture was too fucking big. Just click this link to see it, instead. http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/20557692/ JTHM in silhouette form. Can I possibly be more of a badass? No. Not EVER.

"HEY U MOTHER FUCKER DONT EVER FUCKING MESS WITH MY G/F AGAIN BITCH OR I WILL FUCK UR ASS UP. AND IF U GOT ANYTHING TO SAY TO ME , COMMENT ME , FUCKING FAGGIT, AND IF U HAVE ANYTHING TO TELL HER U TELL ME ( Read more... )