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teh_zane

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Mar 14, 2006 21:46

Jamie has just insulted my ipod, and I take offense to that. She's right next to me but I would like to inform the general public of this outcry against that which is my sexy ipod. Which is, believe it or not, an extention of my body. Which means she insults my body. Which means I will have to immolate myself in the middle of the street sometime to ( Read more... )

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luffi March 14 2006, 18:51:07 UTC

Go on and light yourself on fire then! But you'll have to light Zayne on fire as well!

And for the record I just said I liked the iPod nanos better because they are small like me. Do you not like small? Therefore, you don't like me?! *gasp* I get it now and it makes complete and utter TOTAL SENSE!

For SHAME..

teh_zane March 14 2006, 18:57:50 UTC

See? There you go. I'm about as small as you, but you don't see me swooning over them. Zayne is small enough for me. He completes me. It pains me that after the times you spent with him that you do not appreciate his body. Which is sexy. Don't hate him because he's beautiful. And OH! you like Molly's new ipod and it's bigger than Zayne. So what's the deal, hm?

luffi March 14 2006, 18:59:39 UTC

Well, for one Molly's can play VIDEOS, TV SHOWS, and MOVIES. So yeah, it's cool. But I never said Zayne wasn't sexy. He is, but so would mine if I had one. And considering mine would be apart of me, would you still hate them as you do now? Because then you would hate me.. :( Or you already do.. *sniffle*

teh_zane March 14 2006, 19:09:06 UTC

So? How is that cool to you? Ooo boy, you can watch a movie in the palm of your hand! Yea, have fun staring at an inch-wide screen for 2 hours. You only watch the OC anyway. And Dawson's Creek. And I don't know about you, but a series centered around Jesus in the automotive industry is not that appealling to me to want to waste a chunk of my ipod's beautiful memory holding.(*inside joke*). And I don't hate nanos, I just don't like the fact that you must put down Zayne for being too fat and for not being the hottest and tiniest thing on the market.

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nomoretosay March 14 2006, 21:30:44 UTC

fuck

seagreen1560 March 14 2006, 22:55:35 UTC

Matt understands, intuitivly, that bigger is better.

But yes, I salute you Matt. I salute you for preparing to go out to the middle of the street and create so much joy via torching your body. Go you hero! BURN!

terky_boy March 15 2006, 08:14:03 UTC

Wow.... You two are hopeless