Has anyone ever had the feeling that the world has gone fuzzy and just...not quite real? Like everything around you is just slightly out of place, or phase, or something. I dunno. I was about two minutes into my drive to Meijer to pick up the next couple of seasons of Dexter, possibly mid-drag on my cigarette, and shit just went wonky. The ( Read more... )

I fucking love nicotine patch dreams. So weird, and so easy to recall (mostly). That title is from something that was happening in the last one before I finally got up. My alarms were fucking talking me as they were going off. So fun ( Read more... )

Girl problems! Who's sick of them? This guy!

Work problems! Who's sick of them? This guy!

Why in the blue flying fuck did I think joining the military was a good idea?

This is how I identify my hat:


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I used to get gold on Gaia by purchasing Donation Items (THEY'RE STILL CALLED THAT TO ME) with cash and then selling them on the Marketplace.

I just did that again.

/facedesk

EDIT: And I just agreed to be a "cash items supplier" for someone. I am a goddamn internet drug dealer.

That's what I was saying over and over and over and over and over earlier today. Flying into Frankfurt from Italy, our plane hit one of those lovely pockets that makes it drop hard. My legs went flying up in the air, and then it felt like we were in a nose dive for a few seconds. It didn't help that there was some sort Italian Scout troop on the ( Read more... )

So it has been over a year since I last updated this. I am terrible at LJ ( Read more... )

B-Dubs scheduled me for days after my last day. This could be the most entertaining last week in the history of employment.

so i made my rum and coke3 a little strong, like i said on Facebook, this will just have to go down as "super effective." I need a decent buzz for once. I can't seem to enjoy both of my jobs at once. it's one ofr the other, and i can't fofr the lifeof me figur out why., i either hate bdubs or the zone, one or the other, i can;t figure it out, ( Read more... )

Dear Mitchiner ( Read more... )