[Football] Higuaín drabbles for teaglass

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In response to these prompts from teaglass. :D

five increasingly hysterical phone messages higuain left on gago's answering machine

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this icon is my indignent huffs of protest. *runs from fandom*

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Exasperated and only half-listening, Sergio had snorted at him. "You are aware that women have clits, don't you? How hard could it possible be to make her happy?" Gago barely managed to stagger out that he was asking what he should buy his cousin for her wedding.

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The fifth time Pipita was propositioned is like the tipping point for me. I need to go wash my brain out now. Fucking Boca-spawn fucking Gago needs to stay away from my psyche. Although I think the fourth time is excellent. Like, Y Tu Mamá También excellent.

Re: this icon is my indignent huffs of protest. *runs from fandom*

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Your icon's indignant huffs makes me want to write things about Gago getting tripped up into puddles and having slithery things stashed away in the kitchen cabinets he keeps leaving open.

Em, fandom has clearly infiltrated my brain way too much. Because I'm really fond of both of them. And yet when I saw the hair pulling, I felt kind of insulted. :|

I think the fourth time is excellent. Like, Y Tu Mamá También excellent. I can't really say anything to that other than :D :D :D ♥

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Har, imagine: the newest trend in fandom is hatefic, whereupon we write unseemly deaths about our most hated players. I would totally be down with that.

I'm really fond of both of them. And yet when I saw the hair pulling, I felt kind of insulted. :|

Imagine if you were me, then. :/

random: I'm two weeks behind on FNL and I want to die. Why doesn't the internet work here? *demands*

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Har, imagine: the newest trend in fandom is hatefic, whereupon we write unseemly deaths about our most hated players. I would totally be down with that.

That is really tempting. I'd be down for writing some of that, especially if it's written in a bit of a light-hearted way like Bunny Suicides. Hmm...

I'M BEHIND TOO. hg;da There was supposedly something kind of lame that was written with Tim, so of course I want to see it. I keep forgetting what night it's on. Matt and Julie continue pressing my awwwwwww buttons.

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*wiping tears from eyes*

That was hilarious, really and truly. I just love it. The threating was priceless. The whole thing is priceless, actually.

It's amazing how many different plot points and running gags you've included so successfully, you've left me wanting more and hoping you've got many fics yet to come. well, duh, of course you do, you'll have me begging for more

Just so you know, I'm officially hooked on this pairing.
which really scares the river fan in me :'[ *pokes Gago to death*

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It's amazing how many different plot points and running gags you've included so successfully I'm kind of surprised myself. After the last time I wrote these two, I was left wondering if I'd be able to write them again without it feeling really contrived. :x

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. I've never followed the Argentine league, but I'm really partial to River. IRL, anytime I see Gago (or Gonzalo) do anything vaguely affectionate/potentially slashy with each other I cringe a little. Hahaha.

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Okay, so it turns out I never commented to tell you that hey, I love this. The increasing hysteria of the first set is wondrous (himalayan mountain cats you are fucking genius, I swear it) and then of course there had to be some Sergio Ramos! What is Gago/Higuain without everyone's favourite blinged-up mentor?

And okay my heart was pounding gloriously until I got to the very last one. Which is beautiful in its loneliness, and then this line as well: becoming anxious about Fernando Gago not asking him questions. !!!OKAY. I love how you went from crack to outrageous crack to childhood and then to this. Such a wonderful ending point.

And again: sorry for being so late! :( I'm trying to comment a bit more rather than. You know. Lurking incessantly lol.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO I WAS AWAY FOR THREE MONTHS AND THIS GOT LOST IN MY EMAIL SOMEWHERE.

But thank you so, so much for your comment. When I finally saw it after shifting through school stuff, endless spam and bank notices my heart gave this happy little jump. ♥ I'm really glad you enjoyed it. I like getting comments, no matter how late they may be. ♥

And yes, I adore Sergio Ramos beyond all reason. Especially in the way that I use him for these boys. I just find him spectacularly hilarious and gaudy.