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Before you jump into this, I suggest you read my brother's blog (http://nodrumlins.blogspot.com/). We just spent six hours live blogging Super Tuesday, and since all the results are not yet in, I thought I'd keep going a little while longer.

( Super Tuesday! HOOOOOO! )

After careful consideration of the candidates and the issues, I am hereby announcing my official endorsement of Barack Obama for the position of President of the United States of America.

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86% Barack Obama
83% Chris Dodd
83% Hillary Clinton
82% John Edwards
80% Bill Richardson
76% Joe Biden
75% Dennis Kucinich
74% Mike Gravel
51% Rudy Giuliani
44% John McCain
36% Mitt Romney
34% Mike Huckabee
24% Fred Thompson
22% Tom Tancredo
18% Ron Paul

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching QuizLet there be no mistake: Giuliani is a total whackjob. If Giuliani, ( Read more... )

My brother has an ongoing feature on his blog where he posts some of the more ridiculous letters published in the Worcester Telegram & Gazette. For good reason: either everyone who writes to the T&G is nuts, or the editors purposely choose the most asinine junk they can find. (I suggest following the above link and clicking on the entry titled "I ( Read more... )

Ghost Rider. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. 300. What do these have in common besides being nicknames for my three testicles? They're just some of the movies I have seen so far this year. You may be wondering what happened to the old fashioned type of film that emphasized subtle wordplay and deep character drama that exposed the base humanity we all share ( Read more... )

From this week's Time magazine, talking about Mitt Romney and his wife Ann:

"Romney's inspiration going forward may come less from Kennedy than from Dwight Eisenhower, whom Romney reveres to such an extent, he told the Atlantic Monthly, that he asked his grandchildren to call him "Ike" and Ann "Mamie".

wtf?

Here, to meet your incredible demands for it, is the final batch of movie reviews for 2006.

( Monster House )

Time for the next batch of 2006 movies review. By the way, I will assume that silence from my readers indicates agreement with my views as well as tacit acknowledgement of my unquantifiable mental powers and a desire to make out with me. If this is somehow not the case, as unlikely as that seems, feel free to post a response.

( X-Men: The Last Stand )

Spider-Man 3 is out and you know what that means: it's Summer Blockbuster season. Hoo-rah. Months of mindless special effects and cheesy dialogue and tons and tons of people getting slaughtered for our enjoyment. It's going to be awesome ( Read more... )