...I hope an irascible Mandy Patinkin is there when I die to lead me to the afterlife in a gruff but caring and sympathetic manner.

FoxNews takes a lot of guff for being the retard source for news, but seriously, lets not forget that CNN has been at it for like decades. And Fox has Jane Skinner, so there's that(I want to marry Jane Skinner and give her my babies - Ed.) But then I gotta see this in my browser:


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So I am driving to work the other day, stopped at this light like I usually am, and this kid come strolling across the street playing the guitar.  I had to really scramble to get this picture.  I can't imagine where he's headed, there's not much up that way...  Godspeed, Guitar Hero.

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So Amazon wants me to buy Beastmaster 2.  I will go ahead and feign offense and indignance, but apparently they have been watching me very closely all these years.

Ugh, still dying a slow death here.

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1) When are you going to get a new car?
I don't know.  I am sort of piecing poor Atsuko together, but she's a big mess.  I know you just want me to tell you what I am thinking of buying so you can point and laugh and feel superior and smug.  I am thinking of maybe trying to find a nice 3-series that's not too old in the Spring.  THERE, OKAY?

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So I have been wracking my brain, TRYING TRYING TRYING to put my feelings and thoughts about this whole Britney Spears business into the perfect bit of poetic prose, something with style, grace and impact. But then I found this. This guy knows exactly how I feel. At least... I think it's a guy...

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HOLY GEEZ I am so bored.  No one on IM, nothing going on, HOLY CRAP my life can be pretty lame sometimes.

I am trying to watch this new Nigella show, but god it's terrible and aimed at fat hurried soccer moms, I just don't really jive with, but I am trying awful hard.

NEED ENTERTAINING HERE PEOPLE.