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Oh gag
>>>>> So I live in a basement, like any self respecting over-internetted thirty year old single man. In this basement there's a little sink. Earlier tonight, whilst watering my kitty cat, I left the stopper out of the sink, which just out of habit I usually have in the sink when I am not using it. Hours later, I am lying in bed a room away when ( Read more... ) -
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So today I had some people, the very last people of the day actually, who had a minor issue with some prints from their trip to the zoo, so naturally I remade them. That's no story, but what is is the epic degree of stink that poured off of this couple, like a Niagara Falls of viscious god-awful BO and dirty clothes stink. I mean I am six feet ( Read more... ) -
If Life Were A Computer...
People over think things. And it's not because they are curious or scientific. No, no, it's overthinking toward the aim of manipulating oneself toward a certain conclusion or justification for something you want to do that's not necessarily logical or wise. It's mental duct tape, layer on layer of it, covering up a massive leak in your ( Read more... ) -
hodge + podge
>>>>> So I bought one of those "memory foam" pillows. Not the giant block of foam one, more the one that looks like a regular pillow, but with the memory foam inside. I don't know, the whole thing feels like I just bought the orthopedic shoe of pillows and maybe the entire business is a giant gimmick. Aside from the entire obvious mammary foam ( Read more... ) -
Say, that reminds me...
(11:41:56 PM) rfokker001: just to be an indignant bitchy cunt at someone
(11:42:07 PM) rfokker001: just because they figured out your precious secret motivation in about nine seconds
(11:43:13 PM) djcait: saying you figured that out mike is like you figuring out about how the jews did 9/11
Ok, so that reminds of this one dude I know.
He's in his ( Read more... ) -
I just realized...
...I gain an immediate thick and heady disrespect for anyone who as an iTunes playlist that consists only of singles and solo tracks. You don't have any full albums except NOW! THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC VOL. XX and soundtracks? Plebian. -
Small Things
>>>>> So today at work I am fixing one of the self-service machines while some rather sluttily dressed but a bit plainfaced girl uses the one next to me. She's wearing a very tiny black skirt and a complicated red top that leaves a lot of flesh exposed. So she squats down to the little tray to retrieve her pictures as they spit out and as I come ( Read more... ) -
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So here am I, on the other side and looking back. Not much to say, nothing very momentous took place on the day of. No parades or ticker tape. An accomplishment made billions of times before ( Read more... ) -
Hate for breakfast.
I truly loathe the fat bitch that lives in the apartment below mine. Every morning she has to blast shitty FM radio at max volume while I am trying to goddamn SLEEP. Oh, the RAAAAAGGGGEEEEE ( Read more... )