Response to a lame article about how tattooing is becoming mainstream and a PERSONAL JAB at me for thinking the entire business is epic scale retardation...

How dare you give me even the slightest shade of shit when this very article supports my position that 99.99999%(repeating) of all tattoos are complete and utter garbage.
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You know what this is?  This is like... if life were a little kid and it was up early one morning and all rambunctious and energetic and it was stomping around in daddy's giant work boots and you think awwwww, and then it walks over and boots you right square in the nuts and everyone's just laughing like it's American's Funniest Home Videos, but ( Read more... )

Junichiro Koizumi has the best hair in politics.  Coupled with his masterful smirk, he becomes a diplomatic force majeure.


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Blue Dress is the best Depeche Mode song.  Look it up, it's a fact!

Dane Cook is funny, but not that funny.  Stop with it already.

Did I just wake up in an America I thought only existed in my dreams?

http://mimi4governor.com/

Yeah, here we go again. Sorry. I think the relationship between myself and livejournal can be summed up in this image if you imagine that lj is a stupid blonde. I do.