JUST WAITING FOR MUSKRAT MATING SEASON TO END.

TELEPHONE POLE SAD IN SPRING NOT A TREE. POLE ENVIES UV PROTECTION OF LEAVES. LEAVES DISGUISE ALSO TEARS OF SADNESS CAUSED BY CHEATING GIRLFRIEND. POLE KEEPS CONSTANT VIGIL LOOK OUT FOR GROG THING. POLE ASK SQUIRREL FOR HELP. MOOSE NOT OF USE.

telephone pole sad girlfriend cheat with grog thing. pole contemplates ramming grog butt but afraid of stink. think girlfriend might be happy that pole make fight. wires warn pole that plan could go wrong. pole worried.