dear giants &eli manning,
i love you.
sincerely,
kelsi.

cape cod is finally getting recognition.

google: vampire weekend, especially the song "walcott"

it kind of freaks me out. when it's not three thirty in the morning, i'll try to completely update.

this struck me.

Are You Even in This Class?

Professor: ... So metaphorically speaking, that's why the descent into the subway is like going to Hell.
Student: That's ridiculous.
Professor: Really? Why not? It's very hot and sweaty down there, not to mention if you fall onto the tracks or touch the third rail, you're dead.
Student: What's wrong with ( Read more... )

stressing and freaking out about school, transcripts that are still hanging in the balance, and finance.
at least my parents are being relatively calm, which is always a nice change.

i think it's almost official: my new roommates for the next school year are my loves vernonica & shania.
i love those girls so so so much, and i can't wait to live with them.
next week i go down to look at some brokers and some potential apartments.
exciting!

astoria, ny is going to be my new home.
i couldn't be more excited.

like seriously, what the fuck just HAPPENED tonight?

the last episode of 30 Rock was so amazing i nearly died.
i just had to share that.

Trendy Asian girl on cell: So, Max came over last night and we were in the kitchen, and he lifted me up onto the counter and was like, 'I am gonna fuck you so hard,' and I was like, 'Whoa, oh my god!' But I couldn't go through with it. So he walked over to the fridge, opened it up, and put his head inside and started, like, banging his head against ( Read more... )

i'm sick ( Read more... )

Do you still pray about me in your quiet time,
Cast out soft-core demons when I come back home,
Let some Nashville fake record your demo tapes?