Mom broke the stereo

[telimektar]

I told her you don't change the volume by hitting it with a bat, but...fff...'rents.

She cut my hair. That was fucking mean. Lucky for me, I got just enough kewl power to get it back.

I'm off to start converting Lothlorien into a Skat3r Park and outdoor rock stage.

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[nessathedancer]

NO!!! NONONONONO!!! Lothlorien is not going to be a house of these so called 'punks' and any of these silly little boys in make-up! No! Bad offspring! Umm...
*puts a Star Trek-esque force field around Lothlorien to prevent bad bad bad valababies wreaking havoc*
*Rivendell too*
*Y'know. Just incase.*

[telimektar]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's no one there but a few elves that shoulda gone to the West ages ago and a few clones of Galadriel on ice.

YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING I WANT TO DO!! YOU HATE ME!!!

[nessathedancer]

I don't hate you! You're my baaaabeeeee!!! *squishy* But don't be mean to elves! We likes elves! AND YOU ARE NOT MESSING AROUND WITH THOSE SK8R BOIS AND GURLS. Bad influence! Be a good boy! And for crying out loud, get a hair cut!!!

[telimektar]

You can't keep me from hanging with my buds! Why are you such a sk8t3r hater?

*pouts*

*skulks off to Mirkwood*