in one week, i got the perfect house, the perfect girlfriend, and a bouncy castle.

i am a terminal badass.

the end.

last revisions for religo ( Read more... )

...so i just realized i forgot last week's journal entry. er, whoops ( Read more... )

Character Development vs. Plotline ( Read more... )

morning, kiddies! your favorite red-headed pal ryan here... aren't you excited? you damn well better be ( Read more... )

-*as 9 year old fat kid rides towards us on bike*
"i'll flatten you, tubby!" -judson

-"ever feel... powerful?" -judson

mmkay, well that's all i can think of right now. and now that those are all saved-afied, i'm gonna go get me some punjabi... if you know what i mean. heh heh heh... CANDYCANE!!!

"vould you like to experience ze hans effect? hans... evvvveryvhere ( Read more... )

all authors are angry about something. if they weren't angry, they wouldn't be writing. they'd be fucking.

to kill stacy lockwood?! *gasp

...someone shut prank call my mother... i need an opening to shut down the lifetime channel

it'soneoclockinthemorningagain,myveryfavoritetimeofthedaywhenalltheeventsandmemoriesofyourlifeturnintoonebigrunonsentence,ablurtowhichthereremainsonlyonefailsafe,onesingleremedythatwillmakeeverythingbetterandsleepcomeeventotheworstofus ( Read more... )