Comments | telleroflure: "Why don't i stay here, and you go outside and play a nice game of hide-and-go-fuck-yourself"

telleroflure

"Why don't i stay here, and you go outside and play a nice game of hide-and-go-fuck-yourself"

Apr 19, 2004 06:05

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serendipity28 April 19 2004, 13:43:06 UTC

*takes a risk*

Yeah? Well, you're my friend whether you like me or not! So there!

*cleans out Ryan-the-Sailor's mouth with soap*

*giggles and runs off to do her homework*

telleroflure April 19 2004, 14:27:54 UTC

congratulations! you win! em, you're the most caring person i've ever met. honestly, no one has ever truly appreciated me for who i am more than you. you're always there for me, and i can't begin to express how much that means to me. plus, by you being emmarie, i get to be cool by association! woo-hoo! though we are going to have to do something about this whole 'homework' business you speak of... that won't do at all....

t1ger5447 April 19 2004, 14:47:45 UTC

hmm... takes chance:
am i your friend?

oh, and any response (whether heart warming or fuck you) will make me cry like a 12 year old girl, and shit myself (but that's because of my nervous sphincter)

telleroflure April 19 2004, 15:52:36 UTC

bravo, my good boy... that's the nervous sphincter of a true friend... and everyone needs a bit of humor in their life. you do good jimmy g... you do much good. i'll miss ya next year

t1ger5447 April 19 2004, 20:01:51 UTC

hooray!
*shits himself*
um... i'll be back...
(its a good thing i'm not wearing any pants...)

spiritopacifico April 19 2004, 14:51:57 UTC

*gulp*

telleroflure April 19 2004, 15:57:06 UTC

hmm... let's see, ann. you did do somethin pretty shitty to me junior year, but hey, the past is the past, and you were a true pal in europe. congrats! you pass.

spiritopacifico April 19 2004, 17:05:55 UTC

hey, well you did do something pretty shitty to me my freshman year. but, hey the past is the past. call it even?

spiritopacifico April 19 2004, 17:17:11 UTC

oh, and in case your forgot, according to ancient roman tradition, you and i are married. well, not really becuase we didn't actually do the ceremony right, and patty and i were just trying to get a good grade, and then the camera broke and i went into a hysterical state of laughing/crying. so yeah....what about supporting your wife, BIATCH!! *she says trying to hold back another fit of laughing/crying that comes from suddenly remembering all of this.

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boozenclaire April 19 2004, 14:58:10 UTC

:-/
Am I mean to you?

telleroflure April 19 2004, 15:54:14 UTC

you are great to me. you are great to everyone. you're an amazing person, claire... never change. and of course you're my friend!

borinquen454 April 20 2004, 13:54:02 UTC

[slaps face]... am i?

telleroflure April 20 2004, 14:10:29 UTC

of course not! you're spanish! kidding, kidding. how would i have ever survived physics without ya, bud? besides, man... you constantly remind me what a relaxing and enlightening calm one can gain by kicking the shit out of someone. and when you spar, you don't even get chased by the law! how do you do it, man?