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[telperien]

Made mincemeat and fed cracklings to the squirrels today and I watched them keel over and die from heartaches and liver diseases. She has made me my very own little treehouse in Ithilien where I can sweet floors and curl in corners of arms wrapped around cheeseboxes and brooms. It's almost as pleasurable as draining the blood from honeybees so

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[lordelrohir]

What did you do with the squirrels?

[telperien]

Fed them the cracklings. But then they died. Probably the cracklings were too rich for them.

[lordelrohir]

No, I meant, what did you do with them after they died.

[telperien]

Made more pies.