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templartyrant

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Apr 12, 2011 19:27

[Well! That was weird. Meredith had just finished asking the Champion to go hunt down some apostates, and now here she was waking up in a bed that definitely was not hers, in clothes that definitely were not hers. Did she even own a nightgown ( Read more... )

blood mages everywhere, blah blah mages, intro, being bossy

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Phone hontobakabaka April 12 2011, 23:56:27 UTC

"What is the Fade or a blood mage? Is that like a wizard? I may have some data for you, but, you may wish to sit down first."

templartyrant April 12 2011, 23:59:00 UTC

It is not "like" a wizard, it is a wizard. And even the smallest child knows what the Fade is. Are you a fool?

hontobakabaka April 13 2011, 00:03:46 UTC

"No, I'm a genius actually, with an IQ rated over 250. That being said, blood mages may be something from this Kirkwall world which I am not from."

templartyrant April 13 2011, 00:07:31 UTC

Kirkwall is not a world, it is a city. Where are you from, that you do not know these simple facts?

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mayflychaser April 13 2011, 00:21:41 UTC

[Phone camping and hiding from Meryl yet again.]

You're a knight?! I'm really starting to think this whole place is a fairy tale.

templartyrant April 13 2011, 03:12:15 UTC

I am a templar, yes. I assure you, if this is a tale, I am not at all entertained.

mayflychaser April 13 2011, 18:05:58 UTC

I dunno, it's kind of crazy. They don't have these sorts of things where I'm from.

templartyrant April 13 2011, 23:53:59 UTC

The templar order extends across all of Thedas. From where do you hail, if not there?

hideandhero April 13 2011, 02:47:41 UTC

[Oh, an Emperor-botherer.]

Suffer not the witch, the alien, the heretic; is that what you were going to say?

templartyrant April 13 2011, 03:12:56 UTC

I don't know what you mean by "alien", but witches and heretics generally fall under the "suffer not" category, yes. [SEE HAWKE I CAN SNARK TOO]

hideandhero April 13 2011, 03:14:50 UTC

That's good. The less xenos you have to worry about, the better. Commissar Ciaphas Cain here.

templartyrant April 13 2011, 23:54:43 UTC

I'm afraid I've never heard of a "xeno", nor a Commissar. Regardless, I am Knight-Commander Meredith of Kirkwall, as I said. What exactly is this place?

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backseat_dragon April 13 2011, 03:07:15 UTC

Wow... Scary lady.

templartyrant April 13 2011, 03:14:13 UTC

I've been called worse. Can I assume I have you to blame for this?

backseat_dragon April 13 2011, 05:22:03 UTC

N-no!! Definitely not!

templartyrant April 13 2011, 23:55:10 UTC

Why, then, do you panic when the accusation is made?

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crescented April 13 2011, 03:07:19 UTC

Think ya got the wrong number!

templartyrant April 13 2011, 03:14:55 UTC

What do you mean, "wrong number"? What exactly is this device?

crescented April 13 2011, 04:53:40 UTC

Oh! Amazin' isn't it?! Believe it or not it's a phone!

templartyrant April 13 2011, 23:55:31 UTC

I don't know what that is.

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