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[templatemods]

My my, such a straggly group we have!

Good evening, refugees, I am Shaun Benjamen. On the wings of Miss Cerletti's... sudden disappearance, I have been appointed the position of Head Psychiatrist. I know these must be difficult times for you all-- so far from home-- and for that very reason, I encourage you to speak to me. Tell me your feelings,

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[special_student]

Are you really even a psychiatrist?

[templatemods]

My dear girl, I can understand why you may doubt my claim, but I am every bit a psychiatrist. Is there anything you would like to get off your mind?

[special_student]

You knew I was a girl... That's a first.

Not really, I don't have any issues. You just seem a little young. Then again, so did Miss Cerletti so...

[templatemods]

Ah. My age. Such a refreshing claim, truly. But I can assure you, Miss Fujioka, that age does nothing to defer insight.

[downtorest]

"So far away from home?" Ah, well, I like it here.

[templatemods]

That's quite the adjustment- how was your home, then? Do tell me about it.

[downtorest]

My home? Well, there were all kinds of people there. Oh oh oh! There were some really gorgeous girls in tight sweaters, a~nd there were geishas. But there are a lot of pretty girls here too. I don't think I've really seen what this place has to offer ... Ah, anyway ...

I wasn't there long enough to really say how it was-just that a lot of people there really enjoyed it. I thought it would be different, that everyone would be different, but it seemed like they were really happy.

[templatemods]

Wasn't there long enough? Is that right?

[princeofdrama]

Ooooh! Do you know how to get home?

[templatemods]

Unfortunately, I am only here to listen to your thoughts.

[princeofdrama]

I want to pet a seal.

[templatemods]

And how long have you aspired to that goal?

[stained_wing]

I highly doubt that.

[templatemods]

Is that right? Why don't you tell me why?

[stained_wing]

If you're so "enlightening", you tell me.

[templatemods]

Oh, I never claimed to be enlightening. I only claimed that in speaking to me, you may gain a kind of... self enlightenment.

[timeforjam]

Edward likes pie.

[templatemods]

Surely you have a broader spectrum of interests, hm, Miss Edward?

[timeforjam]

Just what Edward was thinking right then. Pie is very tasty. Ed would like some.

...Do you have some pie?

[templatemods]

It is indeed, although I fear I have none at the moment.