i got tagged by justin ( Read more... )

i just speant 35 bucks at a thrift store ( Read more... )

my brother told me that my dad (ex-revolutionary, ex tweaker turned straight laced Hell's Angel who recently came out of the closet has been hiding from me the fact that he's spending all of his money buying land in Nevada and mining for gold on it.

mining for gold you guys!

ew i'm gross.
i just keep letting things back into my life that i shouldn't. and they don't even ask! i ask them!
Would you like to come hang out with me, fucker? you don't care? well come on in!!
and
i'm drunk
but seriously
the humans you think would give a damn just don't anymore. because. they are completely over (me?) it. me probably.

hilary ann levine is a cock sucker. seriously. i saw her sucking cocks behind my frigde after she had a non vegan poo sicle that sick bitch ( Read more... )

yesterday, a friend of mine had a nightmare in which i was trying to kill her ( Read more... )

i had
a nice weekend involving divisidero street being sunny in the morning, my little brother's friends leaving our house because i made too much fun of them for sucking, and a mutilated mannequins show that sincerely made my pants fall down and everyone saw my dick.

how come i never use this thing ( Read more... )

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Fork

This strange thing must have crept
Right out of hell.
It resembles a bird's foot
Worn around the cannibal's neck.
As you hold it in your hand,
As you stab with it into a piece of meat,
It is possible to imagine the rest of the bird:
Its head which like your fist
Is large, bald, beakless and blind.
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