I found my dress today. It's GAW-geous!

Also, B. Ella can suck a big fat hairy one. Bitches don't know the first thing about customer service. *flounces*

Wedding planning is a big, scary bitch. I'm sufficiently overwhelmed ( Read more... )

On May 8, 2006, around noon, at the base of a waterfall in Cloudland Canyon, Georgia, Aaron asked me to be his wife.

I said yes, of course.

I know I don't post much lately, but I just had to link this written by divalion.

For every boy who's ever made me feel like crap.

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AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Marie and Pierre Curie discovered radium. Chemist John Walker invented the match. Physicist Wilhelm Roentgen was the first person to find out about X-rays. What do these great minds have in common? They all refused to take out any patents in connection with their innovations, believing that they shouldn't make any profit ( Read more... )

Out of the hundreds upon thousands pieces of mail that the Post Office processes every day, what do they ruin? My birthday card from my parents. And the photo inside. The writing's still intact, as is most of the picture, but seriously. I know it's just a piece of cardstock with some glitter on it, but I feel like crying.

It's my birthday today. I'm now 26. Yup, it's a downhill slide to 30 from here ( Read more... )

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): German scientist Juergen Zulley specializes in research about the hours we spend unconscious lying in our beds every night. He has come to the conclusion that a lack of sleep can make you stupid, fat, and sick. It weakens your memory, decreases a hormone that helps control your cravings for food, and undermines the ( Read more... )

Apparently the mutant's got a hickey on her neck courtesy of Old Creepy. I really just don't get it.