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[tenjumaster]

 So this weekend I almost died. I almost choked to death on a piece of FUCKING TUNA! HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN?!?!
Also earlier in the week I almost got hit by a bus, it was like only a few inches away from hitting me.

Comments

[emeraldcomet]

the 'almost' part is important, me thinks.

glad you're not dead!

[homestarwannab]

Final destination.

[tenjumaster]

that's what someone else said too!

[jrcultist]

Thats what I thought of immediately as well. Pop culture polluting our minds.

[tenjumaster]

that's the real monster here.