it's like peeing in a ghost town here.

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 Ok, I take away my last post.

Weeks without incident: 1.

 So this weekend I almost died. I almost choked to death on a piece of FUCKING TUNA! HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN?!?!
Also earlier in the week I almost got hit by a bus, it was like only a few inches away from hitting me.

 so that dream seemed pretty straight forward ( Read more... )

It really, really amazes me to see how much douchetoolbaggery you contain; it really makes me wonder how I ever thought of you as a real friend.

 Pickles are so squeaky on my teeth!

Aw yea, just got a job selling wine at a farmer's market on saturdays.

AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAH. My roommate just came in complaining how he got two C's in classes we are both in. In one class it was a group project class, so thinking we would get the same grade he asked me what I got and I got a B- (which is actually the worst grade ive gotten yet here, kinda sucks brought my GPA under a 3.7). Anyway then he asks me what I ( Read more... )