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I'm not at home right now. I'm at school. I thought live journal was blocked but for some reason it's unblocked now. Yeah, man, I got that cable. It's teh fucking pizAwesome shizit. Fer shizzle, my nizzle. Man, shit downloads in the blink of a mother fucking eye on crack. This is great ( Read more... )

Oh fuck yes! In approximately 24 hours, I will be getting cable internet.... Tomorrow is going to be so fucking awesome!!! Music 'n' Porn! Damn, I can't wait! I'll be the first person to have a terrabyte of porn. Peter Jennings will have me on his show...

"Here with me is the first man to get a terrabyte of porn. His name is Jonathan "Scarlet Pimp ( Read more... )

so what's going down, mah niggas? yeah, I'm bored as hell! So holla back, yo! lol....God damn it!!!!!!!!1!!!!! so fucking bored!!!!!!!!! I'm SOOOOOO BOARD!!!!!!! AAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!SAAKJHSAJHD FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!! ALKAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Now, come on.... Who doesn't jack off on Thursday's?? Don't lie!

Well, the thing is....I'm 18! Today is my 18th birthday. It's freaking awesome. But man, now I can't have underage puntang! My mom got me this kick-ass stereo system. and my dad still hasn't given me his presents yet. It's gonna be awesome. I registered for the Selective Service System bullshit. It was gay. Man, you know what's really gay? I went ( Read more... )

Hey everyone! There's this bitch I must put in her place! Her screenname is Uncannygurl. Be sure to annoy the hell out her.... Well, anyways, this bitch started talking shit and, like I do to most bitches, I punked the fucking hell out of her. This is away message she left after I ripped her a new one ( Read more... )

I went to my first debate tournament. I didn't debate. I observed. It was quite interesting, actually. After I was done observing, I had this fucking terrible headache. Due to my carelessness, I left my book in one of my classes(has to be 4th or 5th..). I wanted to read like a nymphomaniac wants sex. I knew it would have relieved my headache. The ( Read more... )

I'm bored as fuck...and no one's been online with whom I can chat... With whom... I haven't said that in a long time.. WTF is everybody???? Well, Fooly Cooly is hard to follow and they don't explain anything... Maybe it's one of those things that reveal everything in the end... Although, I do rather enjoy the music. I don't really go for that type ( Read more... )

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