The Yankee fans are suffering from severe insecurity complexes. They're apparently upset that Mickey Mantle's was renamed Ted William's for a day.

Haha.

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Some of you know about the crazy old woman who lives downstairs from me. We hadn't heard from her in a few months, but this morning she came ringing my doorbell. What follows is the nest translation I can provide of our conversation. She actually speaks without subjects or objects in her sentences, which is possible in Japanese and makes it a vague ( Read more... )

In the future, names we will remember and think, "Remember how bad they sucked?"

New Kids on the Block
Vanilla Ice
Bjork
Paula Abdul
Ryan Adams
Dave Matthews
Modest Mouse

Immediately after the Democratic Convention, they're going to lift the terrorist threat level. Does anyone believe this shit anymore? It's so pathetic.

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I need a souped-up Ayumi Hamasaki minivan.

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Last week I was on a train with a co-worker when we noticed two 40-something coworkers sitting next to each other, finishing a conversation. They silently went back to their reading - one with a comic book, the other pornography. This is on a crowded train.

Never Been to SpainSo the debate's going to rage, but one thing is for certain: terrorists ( Read more... )

This is actually the ad that Japan's maritime Self Defense Forces are using to recruit new "Seamen."

At the end, the guy says, "Nihon ga suki desu. Heiwa ga suki desu. Kaijyou jieitai" - "We love Japan. We love peace. Maritime Self-Defense Forces."