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[tenlegspider]

Dear Internets,

Yesterday someone told me that Muslims aren't supposed to pee standing up because that's what the devil does. Is this true, and if so, how can I get the boys in my house to convert to Islam?

Hopefully,
Me

Comments

[neatlittlelass]

*Eagerly waits on this as well*

[zombienought]

I didn't need any faith conversion. I started
sitting as soon as I had to regularly clean
my toilet!

[mybadhairlife]

Well, you I did convince my male roomie to pee cleaner by:

(a) making a huge commotion at any time I was confronted with pee puddles on the floor, or speckles on the wall/bowl.

(b) making him clean the toilets because he was such a mess.

(c) mocking his sexual prowess mercilessly by pointing out that if he can't hit a hole THAT big in a well lit room, what the hell will he do when more precision is needed.

So true!

[giddy_addie]

I heard that its true!

[rabswom]

I've never heard that -- and it sounds really dumb to me.

[tenlegspider]

I heard it from a Muslim, but I don't know him well enough to know if he likes to bullshit.