Sorry I never post here, I suppose, but I have a request ( Read more... )

Arse. I'm still awake.

I've started putting coffee in my chocolate cakes. Not quite mocha, but really tasty.

Time to get some decaf.

Did you know that caffeine has a considerably longer half-life in women who take oral contraceptives?

I could be up for an hours.

I am a fool. A fool who likes cake.

There's a lump of seagull poo on my window. How did it avoid the overhang and land on my window? Did the bird execute a fling-shit maneuver? Did it try to fly into my room arse-first?

I wanted to know about your upper body strength because mcduff and I have different ideas about how fit most people are. He was never sufficiently impressed at my latest chin-up figure, the bastard, but we talking about The Krypton Factor and got something I could do an informal poll about ( Read more... )

I'm not paid up anymore so no buttons or boxes, sorry ( Read more... )

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I am now recovering from the lurgy, I don't remember the last time I was that ill. I get colds too often, but only tiny minor annoyance ones. This one was two full days of eww, one day of aww, and now I'm back to my usual level of ill ( Read more... )

I got my first veg box on Tuesday, and because Slagathor and I didn't go out last night (she was cold and I was lazy), I made a pot of stew. It was done without a plan and was the first time in ages I've completely winged it with flavouring. It worked! I didn't over-season but the flavour's nice and full ( Read more... )

Hey, UK-based kids, the first episode of Merlin is available on iPlayerIt's like a high school drama but it's set in Camelot and there's a dragon and telekinesis and Uther Pendragon is secretly a sexy librarian and Merlin is Author's fag and it's got Victor Meldrew and also Gwen from Torchwood wears really bad old person makeup ( Read more... )

I was thinking about the giant sparkly vagina I saw on my birthday, and suddenly phonemonkey and tansu both popped into my head.

Hi girls!