I listened to the Danzig video and was endlessly entertained thinking a that a band of sheet-music reading deaf folks recreated rock hits. Imagine my disappointment when I learned that they were folks with hearing wearing noise-canceling headphones. Now imagine my disappointment with me wearing nothing but Hello Kitty panties and a yellow knock-off Mickey Mouse Club hat with a brown, rotting tulip blossom hanging off the left mouse ear.
Use your imagination. Now use that image when you're fathering your first son and name him after me.
Yeah. IN an alternate universe that very thing happens and young Stephen Ingraham looks you in the eye when you feed him strained peas and you cringe, just a little- that cringe will encourage young Stephen to create murals that illustrate Canada's subjugation of Arctic mammals. All the drawn seals will have your eyes.
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I listened to the Danzig video and was endlessly entertained thinking a that a band of sheet-music reading deaf folks recreated rock hits.
Imagine my disappointment when I learned that they were folks with hearing wearing noise-canceling headphones.
Now imagine my disappointment with me wearing nothing but Hello Kitty panties and a yellow knock-off Mickey Mouse Club hat with a brown, rotting tulip blossom hanging off the left mouse ear.
Now masturbate to it.
Now you know how I feel.
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Well, they aren't actually deaf, but I gather they are usually highly inebriated.
I'd really rather not know how you feel about that. Thanks.
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Now use that image when you're fathering your first son and name him after me.
Yeah.
IN an alternate universe that very thing happens and young Stephen Ingraham looks you in the eye when you feed him strained peas and you cringe, just a little- that cringe will encourage young Stephen to create murals that illustrate Canada's subjugation of Arctic mammals. All the drawn seals will have your eyes.
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